Sick

Screen, scan, one more test.

Congestion, flu symptoms, a little sneeze.

Temperature is normal, get some rest;

Take some time for yourself, if you please.

Stay home. What’s the fuss?

Doctor’s orders are a must!

What’s the malady? What is the malfunction?

One more thing to check as part of your care.

We want to rule out all possible assumptions.

There is a mass we noticed – you can see it here!

Nothing to be concerned about at all;

It’s probably nothing -- nothing at all.

Do you have any allergies?

Bad hips and wounded knees.

Any history of heart disease?

Nip and tuck cosmetic surgeries.

Nothing to it. Take it Easy.

Easy, easy, easy, breezy.

Waiting out this hammer toe.
Will you still feed me when I’m 64?

Carotid artery, pain in the neck;
Happens every day, what the heck.
Appendectomy, because it burst.

It’s a medical nightmare, really the worst.

  

Instruments and clipboards everywhere.

Proof of insurance for your healthcare.
It’s persistent and it is chronic.

Cleaning the system for a healthy colonic

Always best to catch these things early.

A little bit invasive -- a minor surgery.

Just one more thing;
Give your spouse a ring;

Before you go home;

You shouldn’t be alone.

If you don’t feel better in about an hour;

Contact your doctor and your higher power.